![]() It’s not just bland, predictable and forced, it’s a haphazard Frankensteining of The Mummy Returns, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and Halloweentown. But after viewing The Last Witch Hunter, I was just insulted by the dumbed down, clichéd mess. So when I heard Vin Diesel was going to be able to live in his nerd Valhalla, I was a tad jealous. I would play in the bathtub if an ocean setting were required-hell, I would even create TV shows, with episodes and seasons. Joes, rubbing red Crayola on my toys if they ‘bled’. ![]() I would spend hours creating stories, assigning characters and playing out my creation with assorted G.I. When I was a child, the fantasy genre was my absolute favorite. With all due respect, from one writer to another I have to ask: Dude, what the hell?Įven though there are a trio of writers behind The Last Witch Hunter, I’m singling you out because it was your encounter with Vin Diesel, and your shared love for Dungeons & Dragons, that brought this abomination to life. ![]()
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